A Private Facebook Exchange Anonymously Quoted

        
          Woman Friend: 

...Here's a question that's been dogging me for a while: How is it that you are not married or committed with a bunch of kids? I have really pondered this and have no answers. You? What's your analysis?

     
          Donald:

I'm a little embarrassed to confess...I'm a dead beat Dad. I've got 7 ex-wives and 14 abandoned, foster children spanning the ages 4 1/2-15 years of age, scattered all over the World.

Just kidding. I've been slow to grow up but have managed to stay clear of pregnancy and marriage. I feel blessed by my luck and choices in earlier life. Now I am ready to find my doe in the wild and mate for the rest of my breaths and heart beats. Bachelorhood has its effect on one though. The whole Donald Grube line stopping with Donald Grube...I think that fact drives me to leaving some well worked and orderly art and artifacts as heirlooms. (Thus, my Mother's garage full of art and this blog to explain it all.) I also live through nieces and nephews. Bless their hearts.



© Donald Grube, 2010